Christmas update:
After I mentioned that I wouldn't mind being "willed" my mother's collection of antique creamers, she told me to "fuck off." The day before I also attempted to lay claim to my grandmother's set of Hummels. I told my family that it was important to discuss these things, as any ambiguities now could lead to divisiveness in the future, then I went upstairs and penciled my name onto some choice pieces of furniture.
posted by Nathan at 10:26 AM
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Grampa told me you were written out of the will cause he thinks youre a 'pufter'
I tried doing that before, as a kid. I wanted our superman pinball machine, but my parents threw it out already. I think everything I ever wanted got thrown out before it could be included in the will. Don't let that happen to you.
E: I think it's spelled "poofter."
L: What should I do? My parents are planning to sail around the world and I have a feeling they're going to sell off everything to pay for it? Do I need a lawyer? Is Les Van Dorn available do you think?
I honestly don't know the answer to that. If I did, we wouldn't have so many suffering children in this world. Good luck, and may all your dreams come true.
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