SARAH PALIN RNC ROUNDTABLE TEXT-A-THON

She has five children: track, willow, dirt bike, gas can, and eyeball.

Hot for teacher?

My sister nailed it: palin is manager of sparkle motion

Her son’s name is TRACK?

That’s their youngest: empty ice cream container.

Too young to breast feed it seems but what do I know?

Obama wants back massages for terrorists!

If O is elected the rainbow factory will close!

Shit, I think the clean coal and rainbow powered a/c unit broke down

I may formulate plans to impregnate willow

Or pipes?

I’m watching speech re: American politics

That baby is not breathing

We all need our kinky parts smoothed out once in awhile