Days of our Canada

Sometimes when I'm arguing with Americans about how great Canada is they say things like, "Oh yeah, well if we hadn't invented grunge Canadian music would be totally irrelevant." At the time, all I can do is stutter something like "Rainbow Butt... oh forget it." But later, I slam this URL into their email. 

I Sentence You To Fuck Jennifer Aniston

In a port-a-potty at Bonnaroo

Sometimes, I work so hard, I just lose track of everything

The FBI: It's Not Just About Inspecting Female Bodies Anymore

Canada Funny

The front page of the National Post today read "Miss Universe Enjoys Visit To Guantanamo Bay - Full Story A3" From what I remember this paper is just cynical enough to follow a story like this and this crazy world is just crazy enough to give them one, so I didn't blink. Things are fucked up like that, I  thought. Later my Mom was relating this APRIL FOOLS JOKE to my sister on the phone. "My son, the doctoral student," she says, "doesn't even get an April Fools joke, figures." So what, does Michel Houellebecq work for the Post now? 

Anyway, on A3 there's some story about a mexican drug lord reaching the Forbes magazine's richest people list, a woman opening fire in a B.C. nursing home, and painting the Eiffel tower brown. I asked my mom how we're supposed to know which of the stories is real and she said, "Oh, they tell you tomorrow." THAT'S INSANE.

It's a crazy world.

They should sell tickets.

I'd buy one. 

Google Search Terms of Our Lives

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I f you want to roam around the world lyrics
J azzy Christmas
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Y ou're the kind of woman I need lyrics
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Also, I would like to know who typed "daniel dafoe oyster man," "brain police phantom band," and WWQM FM 88 Willie Watkins into my computer. 

History of the 1980s Part III: Latch-Key Kids

With both parents working, kids had to fend for themselves after school, and quickly mastered not only snack-making technologies, but also recording techniques.